Funny quotes

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. 

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. 

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.  


The road to success is always under construction 

WOD: HOG

a HOG is a male pig whose sex organs have been removed


Interestingly, you can use this word as a verb


HOG = to take or use something in a way that prevents other people from having it




e.g. You've been hogging the car all week! I need it too, you know?
e.g.  I just can't watch anything on TV. My son is always hogging the remote control!

COD:OMG -WHO IS THIS AMAZING ROMANIAN?

The clip of the day, my friends, was actually shared by Deny, one of the most ardent followers of this blog. I have to tell you that it's one of the most amazing clips I have actually watched on youtube and I admit it almost brought tears to my eyes, especially that this talented young man is ROMANIAN! (He also sings HOLOGRAF - FARA EA or PUSCA SI CUREAUA LATA). As far as I am concerned, I think he could easily win BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT. I hope you will enjoy this clip and watch the other songs sung by this amazing guy ( OMG - he actually sings I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU by Whitney Houston!!!)  I also hope you will share them with the others. And Deny, thank you so much for making us remember that there are so many gifted Romanians out there waiting to be promoted!

MAJORETELE LICEULUI SLAVESCU -O EVOLUTIE SUPERBA!

Acum câteva zile am participat în calitate de profesor însoţitor la concursul de majorete Majorete de majoRadio organizat în colaborare cu Radio Prahova. Competiţia s-a desfăşurat la Sala Sporturilor şi a fost precedata de un joc amical de fotbal. Am avut plăcerea să îl văd evoluând pe teren pe fostul mare jucător de fotbal Miodrag Belodedici, câştigător al Cupei Campionilor in 1986, cu Steaua. Trebuie să recunosc că am fost plăcut surprins de pasiunea cu care cei aproximativ 100 de membri ai galeriei liceului nostru şi-au susţinut echipa. Exerciţiul fetelor a fost însă de-a dreptul impresionant, mai ales cu cât mărturisesc că nu le văzusem evoluând înainte, la repetiţii. Buna coordonare, costumele epatante dar de efect maxim, graţia şi bucuria cu care au dansat, toate, le-au adus un binemeritat loc 2 (desi nu puţini sunt cei care spun ca acest loc trebuia să fie 1). Sunt convins că a fost enorm de multă muncă în spatele acestei evoluţii şi personal am felicitat echipa de majorete  pentru premiul câştigat dar şi pe colega mea, doamna profesoara Vintilescu Mihaela pentru modul exemplar în care le-a pregatit pe fete.

Ţin să multumesc încă o data galeriei agresive pe care am avut-o şi în numele tuturor sa spun FELICITARI!
Cred că fiecare dintre noi  este dator să urmărească exercitiul fetelor care ne-au reprezentat şi să le felicite personal! Pentru a vedea aceasta evolutie superba, intraţi pe

http://radioprahova.ro/concurs-majorete.html

Tot aici, pe www.radioprahova.ro puteti vota pentru PATRICIA VLAD, eleva a GSAS Victor Slavescu, concurenta care ne reprezinta la noul concurs MISS MAJORETA RADIO PRAHOVA!!!!

BANANA - THE FRUIT OF HAPPINESS

Have you ever wanted to find happiness and didn’t know what direction to take? Well, the answer lies on the table, right in front of your eyes. I am talking about that long yellow fruit that is waiting for you to pick it up, peel it and eat it at any moment of the day. What is it? Let’s just say that monkeys would kill for one of these. You’ve guessed it. I am talking about bananas.

     Recent studies show that a banana is equal to a daily dose of happiness. Bananas are known to contain more vitamin B6 than any other fresh fruit. This vitamin is involved in the transmission of impulses in nerves and muscles and is important in making red blood cells. It is also needed for serotonin production. Serotonin is called “the happy hormone”. It gives us a general good mood and helps us sleep better.

     Bananas are rich in vitamins. They contain vitamin C, calcium, iron, magnesium, phosphorus (excellent for the heart!), potassium and zinc. 

QOD

"Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe" Josh Billings

JOD

Human: What is a century like to you?
God: It is like a second.
Human: What is a billion dollars like to you?
God: Like a penny..
Human: Can I have a penny?
God: Sure, just wait for a second...

Garden of Eden
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said, "I don't have anyone to talk to." God said, "I will give you a companion and it will be a woman." He
said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them."She will not nag," God continued, "and will always be the first to admit she was wrong. When you've had a disagreement, she will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg!"
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.