The jokes of the day UGLY BABIES

A: I think I was very ugly when I was a baby
B: Why do you think that?
A: Well, when I was in my pram my mother didn't push it, she always pulled it behind her!

A PRAM

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”