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duminică, 26 septembrie 2010

The jokes of the day

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad:
An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son:
No.

Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

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