JOD

To any student that may visit my blog these days, MERRY CHRISTMAS and A HAPPY NEW YEAR! And ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY! Relax and forget about school for a while. See ya in 2011!

Here are some Christmas jokes for you to enter the atmosphere of Christmas:

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

WOD TALKATIVE

TALKATIVE = liking to talk a lot

QOD Mahatma Gandhi

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

(Mahatma Gandhi)

JOD What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?

What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.


In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.