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joi, 23 decembrie 2010

JOD

To any student that may visit my blog these days, MERRY CHRISTMAS and A HAPPY NEW YEAR! And ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY! Relax and forget about school for a while. See ya in 2011!

Here are some Christmas jokes for you to enter the atmosphere of Christmas:

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!


4 comentarii:

  1. May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace.
    The gladness of Christmas give you hope.
    And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
    Merry Christmas !

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  2. thank you a lot!the same thoughts for you!the jokes are fairly funny!!:))

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  3. Merry Christmas teacher and all your wishes come true!

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  4. I wish you all a very merry and cheerful Christmas with lots of love and warmth and we hope that 2011 will bring you all a lot of health, happiness and peace in our soul.HAPPY NEW YEAR!!kiss

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