Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Un american si un roman stau de vorba.
RăspundețiȘtergereAmericanul spune mandru:
- We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash!
...
Romanul spune si el:
- We have Traian Basescu, no wonder, no hope, no cash"
hahahaha
RăspundețiȘtergeresuper funny deny :d
lolz =))
mie imi place si asta:
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
:d
HA HA HA! this is one of the best jokes I have heard lately! PRETTY COOL! Thanks for sharing it with us, Deny
RăspundețiȘtergerethank you,too!!:*
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