When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
The road to success is always under construction
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.
RăspundețiȘtergereRonald Knox
Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.
Oscar Wilde