God: It is like a second.
Human: What is a billion dollars like to you?
God: Like a penny..
Human: Can I have a penny?
God: Sure, just wait for a second...
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said, "I don't have anyone to talk to." God said, "I will give you a companion and it will be a woman." He
said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them."She will not nag," God continued, "and will always be the first to admit she was wrong. When you've had a disagreement, she will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg!"
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
nice story and very interesting!thanx for share it with us teacher!:)
RăspundețiȘtergerevery interestin story...:)
RăspundețiȘtergereits good to know that even Adam was feeling very lonely,despide this he was a human,but God responded his wishes and gives he a ''friend''someone who will stay beside him always so he never again indure the loneliness...
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RăspundețiȘtergereUnfortunately, for JUST A RIB, he didn't get THE PERFECT WOMAN. So it was the man's fault, HE WAS STINGY! :)....
RăspundețiȘtergerejoke:Hei amigo, I kill everybody for 10 pessos, but you are my friend, I kill you for nothing!
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